why I don’t have many friends.
scenefux:
AT: I almost went with the halloween world because I really like their weird werewolf captain but MOLTARA…………
Me: Oh dang!
AT: their captain is a magma-tiger and their goalkeeper is an enormous boar golem why are there not more supporters
Me: because people think they’re
too cool
to support them
AT: fuck you bobby
Me: you could even say Moltara is
too hot
to handle
AT: leaves
Me: aw cmon don’t be
steamed at me
AT: nope
Me: I’d hate to see them when they’re
fired up
hey before you get mad at “yaoi fangirls” for “making every character gay” possibly consider that if media had more than one fucking female character per series and if she had a trait beyond “love interest” it wouldn’t be so pervasive
because at its heart i’d like to think “shipping” is “thinking these two characters’ personalities/archetypes bounce off each other in a really cute/interesting way” so SORRY I guess that the quiet stoic, the mouthy hero, the easily-flustered book nerd, the witty detective, the warm-but-challenged parent, the secretly insecure casanova, the quixotic leader, and EVERY OTHER ARCHETYPE ALL HAPPEN TO BE DUDES
radiovague:
I don’t think anyone understands how much thought I’ve put into the “beta kids meet on Neopets” headcanon like it’s all so perfect they meet on the Neoboards pretending to be 13 but they are all actually 9 or something.
John is that asshole who uses Chia Powder in the Battledome and his userlookup has one of those fake events “ghostytrickster has given you a Blue Draik Egg!” and he still thinks “Jelly World does not exist” jokes are hilarious.
Rose hangs around the Other Worlds and Evil Things and Monster Sightings and Neopian Writers boards and has written a 12-part story about the Shop Wizard that keeps getting TMGE’d. One time she wrote a poem and it got into the Poetry Gallery and she is secretly very, very proud of herself.
Dave is really good at Neopets because there is nothing more ironic than being good at Neopets. He has all the avatars and a lot of trophies and considers himself Neofamous and when he enters the Beauty Contest he wins first place.
Jade has like ten accounts or something and they are all filled with Lupes and she role-plays Lupes and this is how she gets her start as an Internet furry.
They all stopped playing with the 2007 site revamp. (Except for Dave who comes back every summer for the Altador Cup. He plays for Faerieland.)
WELLP I’VE NEVER READ ANYTHING MORE PERFECT
ATTENTION ANIME NORTH ATTENDEES
shoona:
lizawithazed:
softowl:
if anyone is at Anime North (pretty sure that’s the con) and can get a business card of the people who are selling HS panel rips, it would be much appreciated, thank you
Please spread this far and wide and get the information back to softowl via her ask-box or email ASAP! The identities of these bozos need to be known before they can be reported!
Again, this isn’t fan art - THESE ARE DIRECT PANEL RIPS BEING SOLD. That is NOT COOL.
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